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Who knew Snoop Dogg was such a fan of soap operas that he’d make a cameo on One Life to Live not once, in May, but twice! Snoop will be returning to the daytime soap on Feb. 24, starring as himself in an episode featuring his remix of the show’s theme song.

The rap legend will also perform “I Wanna Rock,” from his new album Malice N Wonderland during the episode.

Snoop was inspired to redo the theme song after fellow music icon Mary J. Blige appeared on the show in February 2008. For his next cameo, Snoop will act again with Bo Buchanan (played by Robert S. Woods) and Nora and Matthew Buchanan (Hillary B. Smith and Eddie Alderson).

“As I said when I was here last time, I’ve been a fan of ‘One Life to Live’ since I was a baby because my momma always had it on,” Snoop explained in a statement released by ABC. “It’s cool to come back and hang with Bo Buchanan and the people in Llanview and ‘rock out with them.”

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Check out the brand-new images of Kevin Schmidt and Chris Warren, Jr. in Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel.

In the upcoming animated and live action flick, Alvin (voiced by Justin Long), Simon (Matthew Gray Gubler) and Theodore (Jesse McCartney) end up in the care of Dave Seville’s twenty-something nephew Toby (Zachary Levi). The boys must put aside music superstardom to return to school, and are tasked with saving the school’s music program by winning the $25,000 prize in a battle of the bands. But the Chipmunks unexpectedly meet their match in three singing chipmunks known as The Chipettes -– Brittany, Eleanor and Jeanette.

Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel hits theaters on Wednesday, December 23


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With all due respect to fans of Modern Family, The Office and Curb Your Enthusiasm, when ?uestlove of The Roots wrote last week that Parks and Rec is the Wu Tang of Comedy, he nailed it. This, no doubt, comes as a shock to people who dipped their toes in last season and left disappointed. We know. We understand. The first six episodes blew. The creative team has said that run last spring was really one extended pilot. That's true—and a shame. Because it turned off a lot of viewers

But while no one was watching, the focus changed. Amy Poeher's parks commissioner Leslie softened. The limp romance between Mark (Paul Schneider) and Ann (Rashida Jones) moved to the background. The true lunatic weirdness of the show—from Chris Pratt's pit-dwelling, shoe-shining, Deal Or No Deal-auditioning Andy to Nick Offerman's lover of brown haired ladies and breakfast food Ron Swanson—started to emerge. It's got the deepest bench on TV. (Aziz Anzari = brilliant. Aubrey Plaza is our biggest entertainment crush right now.) The best guest stars. (LouisCK, Megan Mullally, Fred Armisan.) And, of course, Amy Poehler, whose warmth and willingness to totally humiliate herself confirmed what we always knew: she's one of the best comedians working today.

For all that, though, the real star of the show is Pawnee. Unlike The Office, which exists in a hermetically sealed lucite box of sadness that hits WAY too close to home these days, Parks and Recreation pulls back the lens and lets the town become a character. Just off the top of my head, here are a few details of what we've learned about Indiana's finest city. It has...

–An anti-semitic past that is celebrated in mural form
–A library department that is a group of "punk ass book jockeys" and the "worst group of people ever assembled"
–Raccoons that aren't nocturnal and tend to attack children
–A sewer department overrun with floozies
–A gay bar and a strip club and a nipple factory and a restaurant named The Jurrasic Fork
–And, of course, a giant pit that the government can't seem to get filled

Reminds you of something, doesn't it? Springfield. And while we know that any comparison's to the Golden Age of The Simpsons is heady praise that borders on sacrilege, it's deserved. Parks and Recreation is absurd. Hilarious. Packed with polished jokes, unexpected turns, and boasting real heart. Simply put, this is the funniest show on television right now. America, start watching. You're missing something special.

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This show is awesome! I'm so glad it has really taken off this season.

Tara Reid visited the PIX studio yesterday and opened up about posing for Playboy, plastic surgery, her new movies, Lindsay Lohan, and how she's back on track.

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There was a jaw-dropping surprise on Thursday as Nick Hogan testified in a lawsuit stemming from his 2007 car crash that left a pal badly injured, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

While giving a deposition, Hogan was probed by lawyers for the plaintiffs about dysfunction and “issues” in the Graziano family. Nick had told the lawyers that there was violence in the Graziano family and the Hogans talked about having his pal John Graziano move in with them.

When a lawyer asked about what type of issues John had Nick told them that John had hatred for some people, a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

The lawyer kept probing and asked what type of people. Nick responded: “Homos. He wanted to kill homos.”

The room grew silent and one lawyer put his head in his hands, the source told RadarOnline.com.

Graziano is a veteran of the Iraqi war and his father Edward sued the Hogans after the 2007 car crash. Edward was arrested on charges of trying to kill his wife and recently had his home foreclosed on.

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Keeping himself healthy and germ-free, Twilight's Kellan Lutz stops off at a hand sanitizer station at Burbank Airport on Thursday afternoon in Burbank, Calif.

The 24-year-old actor recently dished that aside from becoming the next Jason Bourne, he’d love to take on Captain America.

Kellan shared with The Dish Rag, “Right now I just really want to be part of the Bourne franchise and the more I say that, maybe Matt Damon will read it and it and maybe I can play his brother. I’d [also] love to be ‘Captain America’ someday.”

What’s up next for Kellan? “They are going to studios to get the funding, and there’s one [movie] I will produce. Most are action films and a couple of romantic comedies and I’m just thrilled with all the scripts,” he said.


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Maybe if he fixes his hair, he and his boyfriend (?) could star in the Twinklight sequel.

Hi,

As you can probably tell from the post below, I'm really new to and still kind of skittish about masturbating--wanting to try it but still wondering if it's "okay," if other people really do it, etc., so I apologize if my questions are, well, stupid. I'm still trying to feel comfortable with this whole idea, and I guess my research fiend tendencies extend to this.

I was wondering if anyone who masturbates with panties on (either over them or inside of them) has any particular preferences for the type of panties (loose, tightly fitting, skimpy, full, etc)?

Thanks!

Community has been one of this fall’s breakout shows, and Abed — the kindhearted, socially awkward student played by newcomer Danny Pudi — is one of the season's best new characters. The Chicago native studied at Second City and had recurring roles on Greek and Gilmore Girls, but if he looks familiar, it may have to be for the string of commercials he’s appeared in, including spots for T-Mobile and McDonald's. Before tonight’s episode, we got Pudi on the phone to talk about selling stuff, Slumdog Millionaire, and what zoo animal he most resembles.

So, how did you land Abed?

I’ve been auditioning for a while. I’ve been in Los Angeles for about four years. So this came in like any other audition during pilot season, but I read the script, and I was trembling. I realized how fun it could be. The minute I read it, I was like, “Oh man, I will give all my fingernails and shave my eyebrows for this role.” Thankfully, they didn’t make me do that … it wasn’t in the script or part of the audition process. I knew my one potential negative was that I am half-Polish, so I decided not to reveal that till a later time.

You were also appearing in a lot of commercials right before Community began airing.

I did the butt-dialing commercial for T-Mobile, and it did help get my face out there a bit. When I went out for the Community audition, one of the producers recognized me and was like, “Hey, you’re the butt-dialer!” Right away, that makes me feel more comfortable, when someone’s like, “Butt dialer’s here!” I imagine it would be more difficult if you were going out for a leading man. Like if they’re making Gladiator 2 and I walk in, and they go, “Butt-dialer!” It’s gonna be really hard to be, you know, Euophonius the Master of the Ring and slaying soldiers when two seconds ago they were calling you butt-dialer. But for this role, it actually worked out perfectly.

( If I stay, there can be no party. I must be out there in the night. Staying vigilant. Wherever a party needs to be saved, I'm there. Wherever there are masks. Wherever there's tomfoolery and joy. I'm there. But sometimes I am not cause I'm out in the night. Staying vigilant. Watching, lurking, running, jumping, hurdling, sleeping. No I can't sleep, you sleep. I'm awake. I don't sleep, I don't blink. Am I a bird? No! I'm a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes I am Batman. Happy halloween. )

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The latest episode tag with Abed and Troy (and Jeff): "Oh, Christmas Troy! Oh, Christmas Troy!"

Since apparently some of you people have no idea what the offspring of the great singer alive looks like here's who his mother is...

Hello, you wonderful VPer's!

Here is the deal, my husband and I have been having unprotected sex and using the pull out method (if you want to call that a method) for about a month. Any way I am now 3 days late on my period. I am usually pretty regular. My last period was on November 7. I did take a home pregnancy and it came out negative. Hopefully, I don't have anything to worry about, and I am just being paranoid. What do you ladies think? Do you think the test could have been wrong? Am I jumping the gun? Any reassurance would be very much appreciated because the uncertainty is really freaking me out. Thanks in advace!

'The Wolfman' gets R-rating from MPAA



Universal Pictures has announced that their movie "The Wolfman" has got an R-rating from Motion Picture Association of America. The movie, which is going to be released around the Valentine's Day in 2010, is rated R for "bloody horror, violence and gore."

Despite the negative financial consequences that can go along with it, the studio seems happy with the R-rating. This is possible considering the fact that the latest news is not as bad as several problems happened to the film along the way, like delays, reshoots, composers Danny Elfman's leave, and editing changes.

A remake of the 1941 classic of the same name, "The Wolfman" is following Talbot who is lured back to his family estate after his brother vanishes. He finds out that a nightmarish beast has been terrorizing the town but while investigating, Talbot discovers a horrifying destiny for himself.

Benicio Del Toro plays the major character, Lawrence Talbot, while Anthony Hopkins and Emily Blunt star as Talbot's father and love interest respectively. Originally slated for 2009 movie, "The Wolfman" is scheduled to be released in the U.S. on February 10, 2010.

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idc if it's cheesy as fuck. i just want to watch these two get it on:

'Glee': Source says there are plans to release original content during hiatus

I know these last few days since the Glee fall finale have been tough, fellow Gleeks. Personally, I watched the “My Life Would Suck Without You” performance about six times, not wanting to let the show end. Glee is not scheduled to return with new episodes until April 13 (the cast and crew will begin shooting the back nine episodes in early January) but EW does have some info that will hopefully help you handle your withdrawal: sources close to the show say that there are plans to release original content during the hiatus (similar to how clips and music were released this past summer between the May preview and the season premiere) and that an episode marathon is being discussed prior to the series returning. While nothing is official yet, Gleeks, your best bet is to check out the series twitter and Facebook pages for updates.

Meanwhile, Fox says it’s not concerned about Glee’s four-month long hiatus. “If I were ABC, I would be concerned about FlashForward because those shows are ending in a downward cycle—Glee’s ending in an upward cycle,” says Preston Beckman, Fox’s EVP of Strategic Program Planning and Research. “The best news of all is that when it returns it’s gonna be sitting behind American Idol. So it’s not like we’re putting it in a time period where it’s gonna have to fight.”

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Jesse McCartney hops out of his car to grab a bite to eat at Katsuya restaurant in Los Angeles on Saturday night (December 5).

Earlier this week, the 22-year-old musician was honored at Variety’s 2009 Power of Youth event held at Paramount Studios for his work with City of Hope.

Guess Katusya was a celebration dinner. Jesse was also spotted out with some friends at Teddie’s nightclub late last month.


( I don't want another pretty face...I want photos + video + new album tweets. )


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Go back to blond Jesse. You're gonna look twelve regardless of your hair color.

This is getting ridiculous.

According to British OK!, Robert Pattinson “still insists he is single, despite persistent rumors he is dating Kristen Stewart.” The story quotes the “Twilight” hunk as saying, “Almost everything that come outs [sic] about my private life is false” and “While I am filming, I live practically like a recluse in a hotel.”

Sound… familiar?

(Sigh.)

At no point does the piece – posted today – acknowledge that the quotes come from the (already) much discussed Pattinson cover story in Italian Vanity Fair.

Earlier this week Gossip Cop revealed where these Vanity Fair comments originated – from a series of separate interviews, some of which were conducted months ago.

We learned this because we took the time to check facts – something OK!, Perez Hilton, and countless other major outlets failed to do in their haste to announce the would-be Pattinson bombshell.

Instead, they reprint his quotes, often without attribution or context, perpetuating the notion that his “I am single” line is newsy.

It’s old news. In fact, as Gossip Cop reported, Pattinson said those specific words at Cannes… last May.

This is precisely why we do what we do. Many outlets led with “Robert Pattinson still insists he is single,” and then used quotes that are seven months old. A lot has changed in that time, and their readers deserve to know the truth.

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It must be tough being jobless nobody Sophie Monk, if she ever gets pregnant or even gains a few pounds, that’s it, back to obscurity. In the mean time, here she is braless pumping some gas in a little white tank top. If there was ever a good time for a frat boy with a pitcher of water to show up this is fucking it.

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What's the prevention rate when you use a condom for HPV that does NOT cause warts?

Back in April, we reported that Lupe Fiasco, Justin Timberlake, and Neptunes associate Kenna were going to climb Mount Kilimanjaro in the fall in in an effort to raise awareness for the worldwide water crisis through a program called Summit on the Summit.

Bad news: It didn't happen this fall. Good news: The trek is now set to go down in January. Bad news: Timberlake can't make it anymore. (Via Pop Sugar.) Good news: Santigold and Jessica Biel are now on board.

Can someone please tape this and make a reality show out of it? I hope nobody gets eaten.

( Santigold released this statement about the trek in a press release: )

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Hi all,

From reading the past entries, I guess I'm really behind here... :) I'm 21 and just tried masturbating (unsuccessfully, natch) for the first time last night. It felt good when I was rubbing/putting pressure on my abdomen/the top of my pubic area, but when I tried to go below that it just kind of hurt. It felt good when I was able to direct a stream of water at my clit, but due to physical limitations, I couldn't hold that for very long. Same with putting one leg over my bed and rubbing myself along the edge of it. So, any tips, especially things I could do lying flat on my back (preferably) or stomach? I'd like to avoid penatration and vibrators for the time being (privacy reasons and, I admit, partly prudish ones a well) and would prefer methods that could be done just using my hands (i.e., object free). I was really disappointed in my experience last night, but I think I may have been expecting too much... It's so natural to feel good grinding against a guy that I just assumed it would be as natural a thing this way, too.


Thanks in advance!